and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden
A few days after we first met you got drunk and said you could see yourself marrying me
A few nights ago you got drunk with some friends. We didn’t talk until noon the next day.
We once spent an hour on the phone solely discussing different foods.
We talked on the phone last Thursday at 3 am. The call lasted one minute.
You used to say “I love you” to the point where it annoyed me.
I’m wondering how honest you are on the occasions you do say it.
if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you
indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school
God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable: