Haha. Baked some cookies in the shape of a working gun and some other cookies in the shape of bullets. shot two men and a dog. when the cops come to arrest me i take a bit and tell em didnt know snacking was illegal in america you fucking fascist pigs. they try to arrest me but ive already eaten the men and most of the dog. cant arrest a man for snacking
series 3 is gonna hurt like a motherfucker
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.